Warp Dogs.
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
"When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. Now, in the twilight of my life, misunderstanding has passed into contentment. Love, liberty, and time, once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward."

He had him there that long…
Sorry I meant her

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide just because there was a pebble in his shoe.









