In fairness, most of these would still pass the wall-stick test.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THESE LITTLE SHITS ARE NOT AS EASY TO BE MADE AS THEY LOOK. YOU HAVE TO CONTINUOUSLY STIR THE GODDAMN CANDY PART OVER THE STOVE FOR (I AM BEING 100% SERIOUS HERE) MORE THAN 1 HOUR. THEY YOU HAVE TO SOMEHOW DIP THEM SO THE CANDY COVERS THE APPLE SMOOTHLY WITH NO BUBBLES (TRUST ME- THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE) WHILE SIMULATIOUSLY NOT BURNING YOURSELF IN THE RED HOT CAULDRON OF RED SUGAR THAT IS YOUR PAN. THEN THE CANDY SLOWLY BEGINS TO REHARDEN SO YOU HAVE TO HEAT IT UP AGAIN BUT IF YOU HEAT IT UP TOO MUCH THE CANDY BURNS AND TASTES TERRIBLE AND TURNS REALLY DARK AND LOOKS HORRIBLE. (OH- SPECIAL SIDE NOTE. DO NOT COVER THE APPLE COMPLETELY (TO THE STICK AND EVERYTHING) BECAUSE THEN IT GETS INTO THE APPLE AND MIXES WITH THE JUICES AND THE FUCKING THING IS PRACTICALLY ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE OUT AS IT SPILLS ITS JUICES ON YOU WHEN YOU PICK IT UP.) CUTTING THE MARSHMALLOW EYES TO LOOK LIKE FLAT NEAT EYES IS ABSOLUTELY NO MEAN FEAT EITHER AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PIPING THE WEB… I MEAN THESE MAY LOOK LIKE A WALK IN THE PARK BUT DON’T FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OFFER TO MAKE 24 OF THESE LITTLE ASSHOLES FOR YOUR LITTLE BROTHERS’ CLASS BIRTHDAY TREAT OR ELSE YOU WILL COLLAPSE IN A CRYING MESS AT 2 IN THE MORNING THE NIGHT BEFORE LIKE I DID.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Native Americans represent just one per cent of the US population and some languages have only one speaker left. Now a new generation is fighting to preserve the culture.
pueblo dress is beautiful
"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"
this show needs all the awards
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message